A Texas woman arrested with drugs was forced to use plan number two.

Corsicana police responded to the local HEB to investigate a theft and later detained 32-year-old Shannen Shunta Martin at the grocery store,NY Daily reports.

Officers said she resisted the arrest, but they eventually subdued her and managed to get her inside of the police cruiser, according to a statement from the police department.

“During transport, the suspect intentionally defecated in her pants and then concealed 2.3 grams of crack cocaine, a crack pipe and 1 Valentine’s Day card in the defecation,” the statement reads.

The officers were then forced to sift through her mess and retrieve the evidence.

Martin was charged with two felonies, including tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.

The Corsicana Police Department issued a blunt warning to others in light of the arrest: “This is scientific proof that drugs will fry your brain folks.”

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