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A Lady has listed 7 reasons why she’d always collect money from any guy she has intimacy with, even if it’s her boyfriend.
“I collect money after sex, and that ain’t ending anytime soon.”
“I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.”
“I work for my money, but you must still pay me.”
“Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family.”
Reasons why I’ll always collect money after sex
1. Sex is difficult:
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn’t know, would you? When you’re just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%. In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed. If fellow females won’t be honest, You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take d-cks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!
2. I’m a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.
3. I’ll get slut shamed anyway:
How many of y’all can swear on your life that you haven’t bragged to your guys how you nailed that ‘hoe’. Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?
4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn’t ask, you’ll just go? Smh!!!!
5. It’s the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can’t pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.
6. It’s a man’s world:
Women have no say or opinion, right? Well, in bed, we do!
7. I’d never f-ck a f–kboy ever:
They want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don’t need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.
Real men pay up without you asking,
Whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, please pay your woman and treat her with respect.